"It turned out that of the 35 chemicals that we tested for, I actually had 29 of them inside of me.”

In conflicts characterized by the use of assault rifles, explosives, and even chemical arms, humor is Mythos Labs' weapon of choice.

Lowell Hawthorne was full of ambition.

“We are reclaiming our right to challenge existing conditions that aggravate sexual discrimination."

"We have a local hero in Terrance Mannery."

"Let’s get back to our values because this is not what America stands for."

"If I can prevent this from happening to more girls, then that would be good enough for me."

"I assumed they were hungry and hadn’t been fed so I decided to get them food."

"Every two seconds, someone in the U.S. needs blood."

"It's not about money. It's about community."