10 Unintentionally Funny Things Kids Have Said That Made Adults Do A Double Take

"The word she was looking for was 'belly button.'"

Adults are constantly amused by the unintentionally creepy things kids say, or the funny things that come out of their mouths. And while most of us do our best to filter or censor words around kids, those little minds may interpret even the most PG situations as something completely different. If the conversation involves a child curious about the things they see around them, a parent's response could be met with a rather surprising rebuttal.


Recently one Reddit user asked the online community, "What's the unintentionally funniest thing you've ever heard a child say?" Naturally, the thread drew in tons of hilarious responses, and we can't stop laughing. 

Check out a few of our favorites below. 

1. My uncle is a drug dealer.

2. Biceps? What biceps?

3. Where do they bury the heads?

4. A "whaleman" would be a way more interesting job ...

5. Grammar check.

6. Hill not Hell!

7. Being vegan takes on a whole new meaning.

8. Washing hands is for whimps!

9. Melissa who?

10. I think that's a belly button

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