Jimmy Fallon Brings Us Another Installment Of #MomQuotes In Honor Of Mother's Day

"Talk to the palm, 'cause you ain't the mom."

It's almost Mother's Day, which means it's time for another round of #MomQuotes from Jimmy Fallon. The Tonight Show host asked viewers to tweet the funniest things their moms have said using the hashtag, and he read some of his favorites on Thursday night's show. As usual, they did not disappoint. 

Just like all our favorite dad jokes, #MomQuotes range from embarrassing to corny to downright clever. In any case, you can't help but smile at them. Take, for example, the mom who ordered a "Tai Chi Latte" from Starbucks — a place Fallon's friend's mom calls "Blockbuster's."

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Then there are the moms who have created their own catchphrases. One viewer's mom liked to hit the brakes and tell her kids, "Bow to mom." Another made up the perfect '90s comeback worthy of a sitcom: "Talk to the palm, 'cause you ain't the mom."

And, of course, no #MomQuotes segment would be complete without at least one unintentionally inappropriate comment. In this case, there are two — the mom who calls Disneyland "The Big D," and the one who says she and her neighbor are "friends with benefits."

Check out a few of our favorites that didn't make the cut, including one from the host himself:

Watch Fallon read his favorite tweets in the video below:

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