10 Bar Signs That Will Make You Do A Double Take

In vino veritas.

Bars didn't always have cute outdoor sandwich boards to lure customers in. That's because bars used to be deliciously seedy dens of iniquity, where shifty miscreants, pool sharks, whiskey-eyed writers, and former vice cops on their last pension checks would sit around — inhaling their amber anesthetics, listening to sad songs on the jukebox.

Nowadays, however, bars are well-lit places where people say things like "craft beer" and "mixology." Some of the best DIY ad signage has been developed in order to tempt people into these well-loved watering holes.

Here are a few of our favorites, as found on Imgur. Cheers.

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1. If there's free bacon, YOU GO INTO THE BAR.

2. I wanted a cold beer, not the cold, hard truth.

3. These guys got your back.

4. Brilliant.

5. The oldest lie...

6. What could be more romantic?

7. Beers > bears.

(awww...okay, not this bear.)

8. Old school.

9. There goes your career. And your marriage. And your self-esteem.

10. Hopefully the last stoner/footwear pun you'll see today.

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