Let the games begin.
Your whole life on the X and Y axes.
Can't even right now.
Tell this to your kids. And to yourself.
Take a deep breath.
An important step.
There's enough room for all of us.
Thank you, Aunt Flo!
"Children: They're only dumb for a short while."
You can't spell this thing without "bee."
Step up your Halloween game..
"I guess that's like the scariest thing — not having people know the way you feel about them."
"She came to the realization that 'cult life' is not for her."
Three long months.
Celebrate your imperfections.
Yes, you really do sound like that.
Here's one for the club.
The goodness of strangers.
Finally, something was done.
Abstinence-only programs don't work.
It's a Christmas miracle!
"I listen to you every day."
Turning pain into beauty.