Love you, twerps.
You share DNA... and everything else
What a reaction.
Honey, I blew up the rabbit.
Somebody stop him.
"Confetti made from 100 percent recycled lies."
Oh. My. God.
We love it when he threatens us...
"Enough is enough"
Out of town guests can attend your wedding from their laptops.
Why, science, why?
If all wedding speeches were like his, they'd be way more fun.
The floor is hot lava!
She danced to Colbie Callait's 'Try'
We'd have no problem biting into their delicious faces.
The Great American Novel is nearly a century old.
Your ears could be playing tricks on you.
Nope nope nope nope...