The struggle is real.
True love never dies.
Classic "restoring your faith in humanity" story.
No. Just no.
It could be much worse.
Next time, just put the phone down and walk away.
"When the baby came out Mexican. True story, we are both white."
It's that time of year again.
Distract your family long enough for you to sneak more pie. Or drinks.
Don't get lost in translation.