You've Been Tying Your Shoes Wrong This Whole Time. Here's The Right Way.

Don't be trippin'.

While children used to learn to tie their shoes at an early age, it seems today they are more concerned with learning to work their smartphones than learning what to do with those pesky laces.  

But, as most of us have experienced firsthand, untied laces can be a major hazard...

When I run up stairs with untied shoe laces.

...with disastrous consequences.

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That rabbit popping out of the hole poem might have worked once upon a time, but it's clear some adults need a more explicit guide. 

Thankfully, we're here to provide. You're welcome. 

1. Before tying your shoes, put your pants on. Common courtesy, people!

Face down, ass up. That's the way I like to...tie my shoes.

2. Practice with a banana.

LEARN TO TIE YOUR SHOES ( Bananna for scale )

3. When you "tie" your shoes, don't take it literally.

I finally learned how to tie my shoes.

4. Know that your toys can help you...

How to tie your shoes

5. ...or your pets...

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...sometimes.

Pup viciously attacks man attempting to tie shoes

6. But whatever you do, don't let your pets eat your laces. Just don't.

Shoe laces in his soul!

7. Here's the cool way to tie your shoes.

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One more time, for good measure.

how to tie your shoes like a bawsss

8. Guys, avoid tying your shoes in Paris. You've been warned.

Never tie your shoe laces like this in Paris.

9. And if you still can't tie your shoes, just stick with this.

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