If You Don't Play Pro Sports, Stop Doing All This Stuff Immediately

Hilariously true.

Being a professional athlete gives you certain privileges.

You make a ton of money for doing something that you presumably love. You get large platforms to share your opinion on. You are idolized by youngsters all over the world. You even get to transition into other fun jobs, like acting or music, if you really want to.

But there are other things professional athletes can do that regular people just can't. In a hilarious sketch video from Tripp and Tyler, those things are explored. 

You can't "adjust" yourself in public.

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Sign important documents like you're famous.

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Have an entrance to meetings.

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Or...

Slap other people's butts.

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Chew tobacco indoors.

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Have "spiking" celebrations.

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Check out the full video below: