24 Things That Never Actually Happen In Real Life

You know them all too well.

1. Going out for just one beer.

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2. "No strings attached" relationships that actually have no strings.

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3. Eating burgers/burritos/spaghetti, etc. without getting it all over your face.

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4. Random people magically getting together for an unplanned but perfectly coordinated dance routine.

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5. Girls wearing white pants during their period.

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6. Being seated next to the hottest guy/girl in class just by chance.

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7. Getting all -- and we mean all -- of the peanut butter out of the peanut butter jar.

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8. Sex that isn't occasionally awkward and messy.

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9. The diet that you promise to start "tomorrow."

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10. Expressing your feelings as eloquently as you imagined you would, instead of talking gibberish.

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11. No spam in your spam folder.

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12. Trying on a bunch of different outfits just to have fun with your girls.

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13. Too much coffee.

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14. Looking hot while crying.

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15. Buying a bottle of wine and only drinking one glass at a time.

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16. Having a well-paid full-time job but still managing to hang out with your friends all the time.

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17. Staying close with people who live far, far, far, far away.

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18. Accepting others as they are and not bitching about it.

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19. Listening to your parents' advice.

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20. Meeting someone sexy and smart during your holidays, falling in love, and having babies together.

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21. Having your hair survive heavy rain or wind still intact.

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22. Having one pair of shoes that goes with all your outfits.

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23. Randomly turning on the TV to find something actually good is airing.

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24. Sticking to your plans, goals and resolutions.

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What would you add to the list? Share with us in the comments!

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