These Church Signs Are So Clever, They Should Be Worshipped

Straight from heaven.

Christmas is upon us, and for some that means a trip to church. 

But before that long service, take note of the sign in front of your place of worship, because it might just say something totally unexpected. 

That's right. Church signs near and far are straying from your run-of-the-mill, inspirational quotes to opt for snark, sass and even some sexual innuendo.

So keep your eyes on the signs, thank God they exist and pray for more. 

Womp womp.

Someone else knows our shopping history?!

The choice is yours.

When's the music video coming out?

But for real though!

Satan would probably still appreciate the indoor air conditioning.

We are begging you.

This sign doesn't mean what you think it means.

Okay, this sign DEFINITELY doesn't mean what you think it means.


Take your time answering this one.


A much-needed improvement.


But does hipster Jesus have a mustache?

So true. So true.

The only PSA you'll need today.

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