Do you ever get tired of hearing "The Star-Spangled Banner" at every sporting event and presidential inauguration?
It's been around for more than two centuries and, at the risk of sounding unpatriotic, maybe it's time for a new National Anthem? Give someone else a turn?
We searched high and low for a new melody worthy of being America's NEW National Anthem — and we think we may have found the perfect, most patriotic song ever written.
We present to you: THE SIZZLER JINGLE circa 1991.
You might be tempted to dismiss this because it's a vintage promo for a chain restaurant known for its cheap steaks and a bottomless salad bar, but we urge you to keep an open mind. You will never have a more American experience in your life than this commercial delivers.
The opening moment:
"The song that's growing stronger everyday."
"WE WILL MAKE THE MOST OF ALL THE BEST THAT FREEDOM BRINGS!"
Case closed, right? This is your new National Anthem. You're welcome.
And, additionally, we can't imagine you finding happier people to represent our country than the actors Sizzler hired back in '91:
Seriously, they're national treasures.
Watch the full commercial below, but please rise and remove your caps out of respect for your country...
Don't forget to "get a little freedom in your life."