10 Things To Do The Day Before The World Ends
We all know that one of the Armageddon predictions is going to come true one day so here are ten things to do the day before the world ends.
1. Run around a library singing "The hills are alive" at the top of your voice.
The hills are alive with the sound of Armageddon! let's think about this, if the world is going to end because of an alien invasion, we just might save ourselves if we all run around acting like Julie Andrews. Those pesky aliens might just leave us alone and mutter the words "Those humans are crazy I tell you!"
3. Max out all your credit cards by buying everything in Walmart.
Hopefully you are not going to need any money in the afterlife, so why not go an d buy all the things you really wanted to buy at Walmart, who doesn't need a 108 inch flat screen TV after all?
5. Go to work naked.
Work is boring at the best of times, so why not turn up in your birthday suit? Not only will you be the talk of the office, but you'll also find that it is a pretty freeing experience!
What are they going to do, fire you?
7. Take the last cookie!
How many times have you been told it's not polite to take the last cookie? Well guess what, now is the time to be daring and to break from those chains of oppression! Take the last cookie!!!
What's your mom going to do, ground you? Well it'll only last for one day!
9. Get a towel, hold it tight and wait for a spaceship to "grab" you…
Well if it worked for Arthur Dent it's surely going to work for you. And while you're at it, don't forget to try the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - it's supposed to be the best drink in existence!
11. Join in the Twitter feed for #EndOfWorld.
Do you think they have Twitter in Heaven? If so, make sure you follow the #EndOfWorld tag - it's going to be full of the moans and groans of celebrities who were denied access to Heaven!
13. Convert to a religion that believes in reincarnation.
Let's be honest, none of want to die. We cling to this mortal coil trying our best to get very old; so wouldn't it be cool if the religions who actually believe in reincarnation are right!
I don't know about you, but I'm converting today!
15. See if you can sneak onto Space Ship One with the president.
If anyone has a plan to survive Armageddon you know it's the President of the United States of America. There is probably a Space Ship One just waiting to be launched, so why not try and sneak on - bring a six pack of beer and the President may not throw you into space!
18. Start a sweepstake going asking which is the true God — we’ll all find out tomorrow!
Religious arguments are probably the cause of Armageddon. At the very least, once the world has ended we'll finally find out who the one true God is - or perhaps the Romans and Greeks were right and there are dozens of deities!
Make a little money by setting up a sweepstake!
20. Tell all your loved ones how much you love them!
All fun aside, facing the end of the world alone is frightening, so gather your loved ones around you and let them all know what they mean to you and how much you love them.
Let's be honest, you should do this even if the world isn't ending tomorrow!