Block Yourself From Unwanted Male Attention With This Unbelievable Product

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If only it was that easy...

Film editor and motion graphics artist Ben Slatkin has created an imaginary product for women that works like sunblock, except that it blocks unwanted male attention.

In this fake ad, Slatkin demonstrates the unbelievable effect his pheromone-induced moisturizer has on men. "It transports you directly to the male friend zone," claims the ad.

Presenting — the CockBlock.

Thing is, women shouldn't need some magical cream to be able to get on with their day like "goddamn human beings." But if this turns into reality, send one our way.

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