This 9-Year-Old's Passive Aggressive Letter To The Tooth Fairy Will Make Your Day

Let this be a warning.

This fantastic letter was posted on Reddit by Redditor JudoKitten, who, at the age of nine, wrote it to the Tooth Fairy after being snubbed for what we presume was the last time. 

This made our day. We hope it makes yours, too. 

(Not Very) Dear T.F.,

This is the second time you've done this. You forgot me. So if you're not going to come, then I'm going to keep my own teeth, You are through collecting teeth from Jennifer [redacted]. From now on I'm keeping my own teeth.

Unsincerely,

Jennifer E.

P.S. Keep collecting from Mike, though. Obviously you like him better.

P.P.S. Don't bother to write back.

Please share this with your friends and local tooth fairy office.