This 9-Year-Old's Passive Aggressive Letter To The Tooth Fairy Will Make Your Day
Let this be a warning.
(Not Very) Dear T.F.,
This is the second time you've done this. You forgot me. So if you're not going to come, then I'm going to keep my own teeth, You are through collecting teeth from Jennifer [redacted]. From now on I'm keeping my own teeth.
P.S. Keep collecting from Mike, though. Obviously you like him better.
P.P.S. Don't bother to write back.