'Sexy Potato' Might Just Be One Of The Best Costumes We've Ever Seen

Need all of them, now!

If you ever wanted to be "The guy stuck at mall with his wife" or just a regular ol' sexy microwaved potato, we have just the costumes for you.

The artist's name is Obvious Plant and he came up with some genius everyday halloween costumes we need sometime in the next two weeks.

We can't pick our favorite just yet, but the "Jeff" costume is certainly a strong contender.

However, "sexy potato" is up there too. We just can't decide, so let's just check out all of these awesome designs he came up with.

Ahh yes, the man stuck at the mall with his wife. It even comes with shopping bags!

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This is the "Stephen" model. Comes with blue jeans, a gray t-shirt and a life of monotony. No offense to anyone named Stephen or Steven.

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If you're afraid of socks, then you need this $20 costume which comes complete with, well, a pair of socks.

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In case regular "Stephen" didn't pack enough pizzaz, then you should really invest in the "Sexy Stephen" costume. Again, no offense to anyone named Stephen or Steven.

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If you're the girl who always steals her date's jacket, don't bother looking for a man on Halloween. Just grab this costume complete with an oversize coat. One size fits all cold girlfriends.

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If Jason X and Freddy Kruger are too cliche for you, then you should buy this terrifying "Rake Face" costume. Just don't bump into anything, we guess.

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Wanna be a duck? Yes, just a regular duck. Then pick up this incantation costume. You're on your own with the voodoo part though. We don't practice that stuff around here.

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Wait, where did Stephen go?! Get back here Stephen!

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JEFF!!!

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And of course, the sexy potato. If you dress up as a sexy potato for Halloween, you have our respect for life.

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