Despite the fact that dad jokes are all the rage right now, we need to remember there's still a majorly underrepresented group of pranksters waiting to be discovered.
Just think about it: These nurturing folk lead you throughout life, push and pull to make you a better human being, and listen to your Bollywood-worthy stories of love, loss and heartbreak. They know your strengths, weaknesses, dreams and fears. You're basically like an open book to them.
So what makes you think they won't use all of that information against you? Because they will and they will be so boss about it that you'll be petrified. Just like this kiddo.