On Monday night, the Dallas Mavericks gave away Mark Cuban gnomes to the first 5,000 fans to arrive at the arena.
Unfortunately (or fortunately if you take pleasure in seeing other fans leave a game with really snarsty swag), the Cuban gnome is far from the worst game day giveaway.
The Louisville Bats gave away a back hair removal procedure to one lucky fan in 2007.
As part of the team's green initiative, fans at a Seattle Mariners game in 2011 left with their very own bag of compost (read: dirt).
And to inspire kids to just say no to drugs, the Vero Beach Devil Rays gave out urine sample cups to fans in 2008.
So next time you're handed a Mark Cuban gnome the best course might be to say thank you and head to your seat (or scare an NBA player with one).