23 Hilariously Honest Thoughts From Kindergarteners That Are Actually Kinda Deep

"I'll marry a penguin. I don't care."

Oh, kindergarten. Remember how brutally honest and curious you were? Not much has changed with today's four and five-year-olds. 

To prove it, one anonymous New York City kindergarten teacher created the Instagram account "Live From Snack Time!" With the help of a graphic designer, the teacher turned the inquisitive thoughts of kids in the classroom into amazing Instagram images; their thoughts range from the adorable to the funny to the just plain wise. 

In a Cosmopolitan article, the teacher explained the goal of the Instagram was not to mock the kids, but to show how wonderful childhood curiosity can be. Not to mention, some of these kids have great advice. 

"I take the questions very seriously, even if they sound very abstract or silly," she told Cosmopolitan. "The kids are trying to figure out the world around them. Some teachers might feel the crazy questions are attention-seeking, manipulative, or the class clown acting out, I feel they are genuine, real, curious." 

And seriously, we could all learn a thing or two from these guys. Just take a look: 

1. Solid excuse.

Great idea.. I think we all need new sandals!

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2. You never know!

Because a dump truck will never dump you...

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3. One day...

I encourage my kids to set goals for themselves..

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4. No pressure.

The wedding will be so chill

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5. Building vocabulary.

Thing 1 and Thing 2?

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6. I have now.

Big bad plot twist

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7. It's a good day.

Enjoy that Friday feeling! 😎

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8. Trying this.

Where Mike Tyson went wrong. #kidthoughts

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9. Disinfecting is important.

But WHY was your hand there? 😫

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10. Welcome.

PG or punished

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12. Same.

Good to know for parent/teacher conferences (submitted by @ariellem6)

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13. I would never.

School's out! Time for margaritas .. No lie-o

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14. Me too.

You took the words right out of my mouth 😴 #nofilternoproblem

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15. Never leave home without it.

Unfortunately you won't be graded on your sass. ☝🏼kiddiequotes

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16. Way to be!

Just a question girl .. Livin' in a lonely world 🎶 #curiouskids #kiddiequotes

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17. We all have these days.

27 years old and feeling the same ☺️

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18. The best advice.

Solid Sunday advice #kidquotes

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19. That's one way to fix the problem.

Pullin' a Babe Ruth #smartkids

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20. Maybe another time.

Yeah maybe you can show me his favorite hydrant too!

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21. The best things in life are free.

Brand loyalty at age 5 #kidquotes

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22. We sure do!

...ask your parents

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23. At least it's somewhere.

Perfect, then you won't need your calculator for the test! #teacherproblems

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Submit your hilarious kid's post!

Teachers! Parents! Send us the funny things your kids say - we'll credit you 👍 Submission link is in our bio.

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If you're a parent, teacher, or just know a wonderfully quotable kid, you can submit to Live From Snack Time! here

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