Kobe Bryant Gets Roasted By Pals Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony, And Chris Paul

He'll definitely need the reading glasses and denture adhesive cream.

Before Kobe Bryant officially rides off into the sunset and calls it an NBA career, his friends Chris Paul, Dwyane Wade, and Carmelo Anthony decided to throw him one hilarious retirement party.

The party took place at Gentlemen's Supper Club at Parcae over the All-Star weekend in Toronto, according to TMZ.

Not only did Kobe get a walking cane, he also received a one-year subscription to Netflix, reading glasses, Preparation H, some fruit chews, and a bottle of wine from 1996, the year he was drafted.

We're pretty sure Kobe probably aged better than that bottle of wine, though. 

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