Kobe Bryant is fresh into his retirement and has some newfound time on his hands.
Don't worry, though, he's spending his days having a lot of fun.
Recently he appeared on The Ellen Show, his first appearance post-retirement, and decided to play a little joke on an unsuspecting aesthetician.
Along with Ellen's help, Kobe went into full depth about his ongoing sweat problem. Not only does he sweat a lot, he also faced bullying from his teammates, who called him names such as "Sweat Midler" and "Sir Sweats A Lot."