America's education system has overlooked and underserved its kitten population — until now.
Every day, uneducated baby cats face challenges for which society has failed to prepare them. Did you know 99 percent of kittens are illiterate and 100 percent of them are unemployed? Perhaps even more startling, zero kittens hold political office.
It's an epidemic.
Luckily, a revolutionary institution, "Kitten University," was recently founded to solve all those problems.
Chelsea Williams, a professional photographer and "dean of Kitten University," created a satirical video promoting the world's cutest college, and detailing its plan to give kittens the tools and opportunities they need to succeed.
In the style of an ASPCA ad, Williams explains that with your generous support of "just one dollar a day," KU can equip its students with "essential life skills," such as problem-solving, wire tapping, and the full Adobe Creative Suite.
The university's other course offerings are pretty purrfect too:
Now, more than ever, kittens need your help to reach their full paw-tential.
As Williams says in the video, "We never know who the next big contributor to this world will be, and who says it can't be a kitten?"
Will a kitten cure cancer, start the next tech revolution, or even become our future president? Probably not, but they'll sure look cute trying.