Now That Is How You Order A Pizza

Look at the "customer instructions."

The days of pizza ordering used to be simpler way back when: You called, they answered, you gave them your order and they delivered. Done and done.

Nowadays, with apps and online delivery services, people have the opportunity to shamelessly request their orders with incredible specificity — even if what they're asking for is completely insane. 

Exhibit A:

If that's not the best way to describe the way you want your crust toasted, we don't know what is.

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