Here's How Ridiculous People's Facebook Statuses Sound In Real Life

"You broke my heart. You know who you are."

We've all seen those Facebook statuses that make our eyes roll. The vague statuses about heartbreak, the obnoxious ones directed toward one's significant other, and the ones with way too many hashtags.  

To remind us just how absurd these statuses can be, sketch comedian Jason Horton put together a video showing what it would be like if people used their Facebook statuses as conversation starters in real life. The results will make you want to think twice before hitting "post" on your next update. 

(H/T: Popsugar