One shirtless Chicago jogging bro has the internet swooning this morning.
Ethan Renoe explains in his interview with WGN that he doesn't like to wear a shirt in the rain, "because it's too wet."
While we're going to call shenanigans on his answer and "impromptu" interview while he just happened to not be wearing a shirt, we'll give him all the points for effort. Besides, it's hard out here for single dudes. If you aren't pulling out all the cards, then you aren't really trying at all.
Besides, it seems to have worked pretty well as the internet can not really contain itself this morning after witnessing this shirtless interview.