'Emo Kylo Ren' Twitter Account Is The Only 'Star Wars' Parody You Need

"Dad, the Wookiee used all my Garnier Fructis."

Being on the dark side is way harder than it looks. 

To prove it, some beautiful soul somewhere created a parody account centered around the Star Wars: The Force Awakens bad guy, Kylo Ren. If you've seen the movie, and we hope you have if you're reading this, you know the guy has got some issues. Like what's up with him being so obsessed with Darth Vader that he talks to his damaged helmet like it's NBD? 

The account, "Emo Kylo Ren," imagines what goes through his angsty head, complete with short but sweet diary entries. 

Emo Kylo Ren already has over 230 thousand followers and only follows two other accounts: Darth Vader and Hot Topic. 

Perfect for maintaing his image. 

Check some out some of his tweets below:

(H/T: USA Today