In one, a very clever girl pens a fake note from her school announcing a "brake." It reads:
"The school company is taking a brake so the kids will get one more week of school off and we will need your child to sign their name here."
In another, one woman submits her daughter's "Ball Callindr," a calendar detailing a cleaning schedule for her bouncy ball collection.
"Monday, clean balls. Tuesday, make sure balls are dry. Wednes— I guess we get the idea," DeGeneres says, laughing.
Evidently, these notes are just too funny not to share.
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