Creepily Hilarious Craigslist Ad Is For A Felon To Come Ruin Your Thanksgiving

Craigslist gets crazier every day.

If you're looking to piss off your parents, we've got just the guy.

One 'ex-felon' recently put up a Craigslist ad offering his services as a horrible Thanksgiving date to completely drive your family up the wall. And all he wants is a free meal in return.

I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game. I can do these things, at your request: openly hit on other female guests while you act like you dont notice.start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion. propose to you in front of everyone.pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i dont drink, but i used to. alot. too much in fact. i know the drill). Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see. 

Who knew these people even existed?

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