Who actually is Madonna? The Queen of Pop reinvents herself so often it's hard to be sure. Is Chris Rock Madonna? How about Beyoncé? Those two stars, plus a whole lot more, all claim to be Madonna in the singer's star-studded, out of control video for "B*tch I'm Madonna," the newest single off her album, Rebel Heart.
Director Jonas Akerlund told Entertainment Weekly that the entire video was shot in just one night in New York City. It takes place in a luxurious, neon-colored hotel, which seems to be in the midst of a raging party, attended by Chris Rock, Rita Ora, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Alexander Wang, Diplo, Nicki Minaj, Beyoncé and Kanye West. And Madonna, of course, who dances her way through throngs of party people, stopping to make out with a model, pour a shot down some guy's throat and twerk with the best of them. Seriously, this video (which was released on Tidal) is over the top in the best way possible. Madge practically invented the provocative pop persona and, at 56, she's still showing the rest of us whippersnappers how it's done.
Check out the 10 absolutely craziest moments of the "B*tch I'm Madonna" video. Then, watch the entire video below.
When Madonna's voice comes out of four sassy tweens.
Do these girls' parents know they're at a party with Madonna? How come we weren't so cool when we were 8 years old?
When you first see Madonna and you know it's about to get real.
Can't neglect arm day, even if you're about to throw the most epic party ever.
When Madonna makes out with a rando just because she can.
Our sources tell us a kiss from Madonna provides everlasting life and also imbues the recipient with impeccable dance moves.
When two naked ladies dance-fight in bubble bath.
Cleanliness is next to godliness and these women are physically next to Madonna.
When you realize Chris Rock and Rita Ora are at the party, too.
Note: Despite what they say, this is Chris Rock and Rita Ora, not Madonna.
When a bunch of fluorescent sock puppets sing for a while.
There are no words.
When Madonna force-feeds this guy a shot.
When M wants you to party harder, you do as she says.
When Miley Cyrus shows up.
Can we please make glitter everywhere the newest makeup trend?
When Bey, Katy Perry and Kanye all cameo in a row, and you can't believe so many stars are in one video.
WE NEED TO SCORE AN INVITE TO THIS PARTY!
When Nicki Minaj steps in and slays her verse.
Nicki is owning this video and she's not even technically in the room.