Here Are The Best Piece Of Advice The Internet Has To Offer

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Last week on Reddit, a user asked what everyone's best piece of advice was.

As is commonplace on Reddit, there were some inappropriate and half-serious stories, but much of the advice given held some serious weight. We decided to compile them here so that way you can refer back to these wise words. 

We'd love if you had something to add, so don't be shy in the comments!

"Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry. Don't decide when you're sad."

dont_findme

"...I think I came across this one in 2012 and it has had a significant impact on me."

Related: "Don't buy groceries when you're hungry."

"The money you save buying bad food will later be spent on hospital bills."

Kracko3 

This piece of advice was followed by a few similar variations, including:

"'It's better to pay the grocer than the doctor. - Italian saying.'"


"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment."

BlindIvan 

The user added an addendum: "I heard this from a former colleague but I didn't know where he got it from. A quick Google search suggests the original quote ("Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment*") is by Will Rogers, but some of the comments below have attributed very similar statements to others."

"Buy a plunger before you need a plunger."

"If it smells like sh*t wherever you go, check under your own shoes first."

backphlip

"In a year from now, you'll wish you started today."

— stupidkarmaanyway

Another user added this poignant but less serious bit of advice: "When is the best time to order a pizza? 45 min ago. When is the second best time? Right now."

"I never learned anything when I was talking."

jubileo5

"You cannot change the past, but you can ruin a perfectly good present by worrying about the future."

jubileo5

"'Just ask. - My father's advice to 16-year-old me on how to get laid.'"

"Be confident and act like you belong."

"If you say no to one social arrangement you say no to 100 more that will come out of it."

"When you have a generous impulse, follow it."

TheMobHasSpoken 

"... If it randomly occurs to you to give money to a homeless guy, or offer to help a friend move, or pay the toll for the person behind you...just do it.

I've noticed that I have thoughts like this all the time, but then I'm talking myself out of it by the next thought. If I keep this advice in mind, then I'm much more likely to go through with it. And performing small acts of kindness makes everybody happy."


"'If you can't be good, be safe - my father.'"

On what it's like to grow old.

"I asked my grandpa what it felt like to grow old. Grandpa is a man who will deliberate on which part of the newspaper to start with each morning, so I knew my question would take him some time to answer. I said nothing. I let him gather his thoughts.

When I was a boy, Grandpa had once complimented me on this habit. He told me it was good that I asked a question and gave a person silence. And being that any compliment from him was so few and far between, this habit soon became a part of my personality and one that served me well.

Grandpa stared out the window and looked at the empty bird feeder that hung from an overgrown tree next to the pond he built in the spring of 1993. For twenty years, Grandpa filled up the feeder each evening. But he stopped doing it last winter when walking became too difficult for him.

Without ever taking his eyes from the window, he asked me a question: 'Have you ever been in a hot shower when the water ran cold?' I told him I had.

'That's what aging feels like. In the beginning of your life it's like you're standing in a hot shower. At first the water is too warm, but you eventually grow used to the heat and begin enjoying it. But you take it for granted when you're young and think it's going to be this way forever. Life goes on like this for some time.'

Grandpa looked at me with those eyes that had seen so much change in this world. He smiled and winked at me.

'And if you're lucky, a few good looking women will join you in the shower from time to time.'

We laughed. He looked out the window and continued on.

'You begin to feel it in your forties and fifties. The water temperature declines just the slightest bit. It's almost imperceptible, but you know it happened and you know what it means. You try to pretend like you didn't feel it, but you still turn the faucet up to stay warm. But the water keeps going lukewarm. One day you realize the faucet can't go any further, and from here on out the temperature begins to drop. And everyday you feel the warmth gradually leaving your body.'

Grandpa cleared his throat and pulled a stained handkerchief from his flannel shirt pocket. He blew his nose, balled up the handkerchief, and put it back in his pocket.

'It's a rather helpless feeling, truth told. The water is still pleasant, but you know it will soon become cold and there's nothing you can do about it. This is the point when some people decide to leave the shower on their own terms. They know it's never going to get warmer, so why prolong the inevitable? I was able to stay in because I contented myself recalling the showers of my youth. I lived a good life, but still wish I hadn't taken my youth for granted. But it's too late now. No matter how hard I try, I know I'll never get the hot water back on again.'

He paused for a few moments and kept looking out the window with those eyes that had seen ninety-one years on this Earth. Those eyes that lived through the Great Depression, those eyes that beheld the Pacific Ocean in World War II, those eyes that saw the birth of his three children, five grandchildren, and seven great-grandchildren.

He had indeed lived a good life, I thought to myself.

'And that's what it feels like to grow old.'"

Anastik 

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