You've just started your commute home from school when a random, mustached man asks you if you want to be Channing Tatum's valentine. You have no idea what that means, but you follow him to the camera that's set up anyway, because whatever happens has gotta be better than your rush hour commute.
All of a sudden, Jimmy Kimmel's voice fills your ears.
"Hey, why don't you come in here for a second? We have a surprise for you," he says.
You go because Mustache Man, who has not unlinked his arms from yours since he met you, is rushing you in and, well, what the hell.
All at once, you're on the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live! hugging the real, live Channing Tatum. Twice.
He's sitting next to you, staring at you with his shining green eyes and smiling. Your heart is beating so fast, you're pretty sure you're dying.
After he's pointed out you're wearing fake Uggs, Kimmel instructs Tatum to "go ahead and make this young lady's life."
So he does. He puts his leg on top of yours and his arm around you. In your ear and with his sultry voice, he whispers "You're mine," before feeding you candy hearts.
Sounds like a dream, right? Well, for one unsuspecting commuter named Jennifer, the whole thing was a reality.
Watch it all unfold in the video above.