This Is The Best Christmas News Report That Ever Aired On TV

"Some important breaking news to report right now."

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and gals, this is news reporting at its finest. And by the looks of it, Australians have their priorities set just about right.

"Santa is on final approach to Darwin," the reporter announces. "Children have been told they must go to bed immediately."

You better, kiddos. Australia FTW.