18 Thoughts You Have Before Going Off To College

Thank goodness there's no place like home.

1. I can't believe I'm going to college. ME. COLLEGE.

3. I can't wait to get out of my house.

5. I'm really not liking my parents...

7. What if I drop out and become a billionaire?

9. I should really learn how to do my own laundry.

11. What if my roommate turns out to be a serial killer?

13. I wish Netflix could be my roommate.

15. The "No Pets" policy sucks.

17. Greek Life is stupid. You do you.

19. I CAN FINALLY RELATE TO KE$HA ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL.

21. Why don't guys need birth control?

23. I should log out of Tumblr.

25. What if I forget to feed myself?

27. I won't have money to buy stuff. FUCK YOU, STUDENT LOANS.

29. I wonder how many donuts I can buy with my student loan.

31. I'm gonna exercise every day. Every week works too.

33. I really won't miss any of those bitches from high school.

35. I'M NOT READY TO GO TO COLLEGE. THIS IS TOO SOON. SOMEBODY STOP THIS.