1. I can't believe I'm going to college. ME. COLLEGE.
3. I can't wait to get out of my house.
5. I'm really not liking my parents...
7. What if I drop out and become a billionaire?
9. I should really learn how to do my own laundry.
11. What if my roommate turns out to be a serial killer?
13. I wish Netflix could be my roommate.
15. The "No Pets" policy sucks.
17. Greek Life is stupid. You do you.
19. I CAN FINALLY RELATE TO KE$HA ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL.
21. Why don't guys need birth control?
23. I should log out of Tumblr.
25. What if I forget to feed myself?
27. I won't have money to buy stuff. FUCK YOU, STUDENT LOANS.
29. I wonder how many donuts I can buy with my student loan.
31. I'm gonna exercise every day. Every week works too.
33. I really won't miss any of those bitches from high school.
35. I'M NOT READY TO GO TO COLLEGE. THIS IS TOO SOON. SOMEBODY STOP THIS.