18 Thoughts You Have Before Going Off To College

Thank goodness there's no place like home.

1. I can't believe I'm going to college. ME. COLLEGE.



3. I can't wait to get out of my house.

5. I'm really not liking my parents...

7. What if I drop out and become a billionaire?

9. I should really learn how to do my own laundry.

11. What if my roommate turns out to be a serial killer?

13. I wish Netflix could be my roommate.

15. The "No Pets" policy sucks.

17. Greek Life is stupid. You do you.



19. I CAN FINALLY RELATE TO KE$HA ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL.

21. Why don't guys need birth control?

23. I should log out of Tumblr.

25. What if I forget to feed myself?

27. I won't have money to buy stuff. FUCK YOU, STUDENT LOANS.

29. I wonder how many donuts I can buy with my student loan.

31. I'm gonna exercise every day. Every week works too.



33. I really won't miss any of those bitches from high school.

35. I'M NOT READY TO GO TO COLLEGE. THIS IS TOO SOON. SOMEBODY STOP THIS.

GET SOME POSITIVITY IN YOUR INBOX

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