13 Spectacular Champagne Fails

This is just alcohol abuse.

1. Smooth.

2. Could this BE more awkward?

3. Drink it, don't sink it.

"Sinking" champagne is apparently a fad in some countries.

4. The ultimate party foul.

Yes. We know.

5. It has a lovely nose...

6. Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.

7. The sign above the door says it all.

8. Et tu, beauté?

9. Impressive... said no one, ever.

10. But why did they have a katana lying around the house?

11. What did we say about sham friends?

12. Please. Don't. Do. This.

13. Not your bottle, was it?

Now watch some pros show you how it's done.

14. With a saber. Like a boss.

15. Tacticool the bottle with a .50 cal.

Or you can just, you know, OPEN IT. Here's how:

Happy New Year!

Please prevent champagne spillage and share this with your friends.