12 Hand Lettered Greeting Cards From Horrible People

UglyNotes is a ragtag group of designers and pessimists creating a collection of greeting cards that express what you're really thinking.

1. People care about you. Not me, but people.

3. Some day you will go far. I hope you stay there.

5. I miss not having you around.

7. Thinking of me on your birthday.

9. I was at the grocery store anyway, so I got you this. Happy birthday.

11. Don't be sad on Valentine's Day. Nobody ever loves you.

13. I like you. People say I have no taste, but I like you.

15. I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.

17. You brighten up the room with your absence.

19. If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

21. Wow. You're handsome, said no one ever.

23. Nice to meet you. Let's stay strangers.